your funny little brains must be so boring.

Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. - The Marauders Map
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18 years old, study theatre and have the most wonderful girlfriend. I live in the cold country Norway, and my neighbour is a troll. Harry Potter is my classmate at Hogwarts, but when I get home I watch movies and make jokes with Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo. Sometimes I meet up with Jack Sparrow to have a drink, or even Barney Stinson to play laser tag. Which is awesome. Oh, and if you see a weeping angel; don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

krisderp: Sniper what are you doing? Are you drunk? There is nothing to shoot there. What are you aiming at? 

krisderp:

Sniper what are you doing? Are you drunk? There is nothing to shoot there. What are you aiming at? 



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lovinlavidaloki:

phunkyvanspam:

ACCURATE. XD

I always knew Renner would be compared to Skipper. 

It was a matter of time.

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The Avengers Memorable Quotes

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yournameonawhisper:

OH, the SASSINESS.

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

leticianuts:

“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S STARTING”

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“Where else in cinema or a big film franchise is there a female character that is not just supplementary or additional or the pretty face. She’s a breakthrough, I think. Ron says at the beginning, “I don’t know if we’ll get through a day without Hermione”. She’s like the brains behind the whole operation. And she’s so integral to that trio and to Harry’s success. I think she’s a very important figure.”

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SM: Andrew Scott became a star - which he absolutely deserves to be - on the basis of being in the last three or four minutes of Sherlock. His screen-time was tiny but it’s a measure of that man’s extraordinary talent that he’s become such a big deal so quickly. He’s a genius.

MG: What Andrew does astonishingly in this series is the suggestion of bone-deep weariness with existence. There’s a sort of black— those black eyes— which you can’t quite fathom. It’s really quite chilling. It’s almost like there’s something else inside him looking out.

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